The spoon isn't real

A sentence referring to the movie "The Matrix" in which 99% of the population unknowingly lives in a simulation. In the simulation, certain people learned that that world isn't real and so, if they believe hard enough can bend it to their will. An example of this in the movie is a child saying "The spoon isn't real" whilst bending a spoon with her mind without touching it. This phrase is sometimes used when doing something hard and thinking that if you believe hard enough, you can make it.

Jason had to hit a bowling pin with a football 20 meters away. He kept saying to himself "The spoon isn't real, the spoon isn't real" hoping it would help him hit the bowling pin.

by Baguette_In_Your_Anus December 23, 2016

Real Life Goofy

Term used often in Chicago for some one who is exposed for not being as hard or as cool as they made them selves seem to be.

This man is always on Twitter saying he's bout that life, then when you see him in person he's a real life goofy

by Bruce Bayne February 12, 2015

WhiteHatting In Real Life

Heroic development, good, transcendent good, progressiveistic good, advanced good, worthwhile developmental good beyond the boundaries of computing systems and applied in reality and real life
(Not only penetrative testing amends nor overbrawn, yet perhaps (yet not only) advanced defense (not to only juxtapose defence andor offence)
The majority of the systems, if healthy and functional, doesn't operate by way of BlackHat but rather by way of Whitehat as nighany blackhatting in a perfect system is seen as an error full aberration

Once I focused on WhiteHatting In Real Life I feel that karmicly I can righteously enjoy Transcendent peace

by TranslogicMultisonance January 26, 2023

Done a Real Plonker

An endearing, self-confidence-reducing term to be used when you have well and truly be fucked in the arse but a section of the powerlines track (Perth, WA). Usually consists of one: an overconfident 4x4 driver, two: a Land Rover Discovery, Three: a water crossing, and Four: a malfunctioning center differential.

A main situation timeline for the term "Done a Real Plonker" to be used is as such. See's water crossing, aims, drives through, bogs, sinks, floods car, gets towed out because, land rover..

Third Person "That guy Austin sure done a real plonker on himself driving like that in rear-wheel drive"
First Person "Ah fuck I've done a real plonker, this is the lowest point of my life and now my girlfriend is gonna leave me and get stuck in the washing machine with her step brother nearby"

by 12HT4Lyfe October 31, 2023

Hot girl realness

when you just slay so hard that it is more than slaying so this is the word for that

Taylor swift she is hot girl realness

by heckaroonies August 11, 2023

Real Chinchilla Hours

The time of night when people become very active at dawn or dusk and sleep and take many naps during the day, and become very social with others.

“It’s a Real Chinchilla Hours! Lets Have A Party!”

“Hey guys! tonight we're going to have a party, and you're invited! especially since its going too be Real Chinchilla Hours!.”

“Oh boy! sounds great! I just hope I don't get too sleepy during Real Chinchilla Hours, I had to work a lot this morning.

by XenoTKTL February 6, 2018

wrist real estate

The space on your arm which can be occupied by jewellery, watches and wearable tech.

I would like to buy that watch but my FitBit has made me low on wrist real estate.

by EXTREMEtotheMAX August 31, 2016