how to evolve

First insert your penis into Henry's ass then hum is 280p before you cum then receive God's verdict and make love to men

To become a higher being I evolved how to evolve

by Eyemanm January 23, 2022

How in the fuck did I get home just now?

I'm walking home from work just now, and I walk out the door... Step down the hill onto the side walk... And I zone out COMPLETELY. I don't remember walking across the intersection... I don't remember crossing the train tracks... I don't remember turning the corner... I look up and I can already see my apartment.

Hym "How in the fuck did I get home just now? I can usually recall walking past some of the milestones I use to, like, keep track of my progress but this time... What the fuck happened just there? I just skipped like 80% of my walk. I... Are you trying to kill me? I lost like a full 30 minutes just there. I mean, it was 730 when I started writing this... I pooped and showered... Rubbed one out... The walk home only takes 10 minutes... I'm missing like 30 minutes. What the fuck is happening there? Randy didn't show up today... So THAT was weird... What the fuck is happening there? I mean AS SOON as I stepped on the sidewalk it's like I skipped the next 8 minutes forward in time... And then I'm still missing 22 minutes... Hmmm... Are YOU doing that? Time is all fucked today."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2025

How lose?

When you are farming somebody in a video game it is proper manners to demand to know after every death how they "lost that." The most effective way of doing this is constantly asking them "HOW" in the chat until they succumb to a rage fueled meltdown.

*headshots marvin*
walter: marvin how did you lose that?
marvin: what are you talking about yo-
water: HOW LOSE?
marvin: I SAID I-
water: HOWWW???
*marvin ragequits*

by runxc September 13, 2022

How to beat the game

How to officially beat the game is to blurt it out during coitus making both people losing during such an act cancels the loss out

Jim: Hey frank guess what?

Frank: what?

Jim: The game haha you lost

Frank: doesn't work on me I beat the game
Jim: that's not possible how did you beat the game
Frank: I said it during sex

How to beat the game

by Uwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu January 2, 2021

That's how mafia works

Something you comment on any activity.

litteraly everybody:

Fruity ass nigga: "That's how mafia works"

by Gay simbaoe with pint problem January 5, 2019

How-To Engineer

It describes the new generation of youth that can't endure the drudge work different engineering disciplines require to master and adopt a way of googling and copy/pasting their way to saying I'm good at something

(person A starts coding two days ago)
A: I managed to make a calculator software with python, I should totally apply for a software engineering job
B: You're not a software engineer buddy, you're a How-To Engineer

by noisy96 March 8, 2019

How

1. Something/someone has done that he/she does not know

How did he do that?

by MineBlox December 12, 2017