Husband : sends blue heart icon
Wife: im far away now, but when we're front of each other, I Will make your desireful heart turn blue with my physicsl touch.
Wife: im far away now, but when we're front of each other, I Will make your desireful heart turn blue with my physicsl touch.
by SCIED July 17, 2023
Get the Blue Heart mug.Everyone knows Jason as the King of Hearts—he’s got a thing for white women and never dates outside his type
by TheWhiteHunter March 7, 2025
Get the King of Hearts mug.As a Southern lady, I can tell you there are several meanings to this Southern phrase.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. If something terrible happens to you, I say it as a way to say "That really sucks! I feel sorry for you." I'll look at you with genuine sympathy.
2. If I look at you with a sardonic smile, I'm trying to call you an idiot without sounding rude.
3. If I look annoyed or mad, that means you've really crossed the line and you're not in good stead with me. It's my way of saying "Go fuck yourself!!!" when I'm in a situation where I can't just say that.
1. "Your mama has cancer? Oh, bless your heart. I'll be praying for you."
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
2. "I don't know what that guy was thinking when he said that was a good idea, bless his heart."
3. This man was rude and he needed to be put in his place, so I looked him in the eyes and said "Well, bless your heart!".
by SouthernLady2401 September 3, 2023
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Dennis: Bailey told me he was holding out for a management position. Too bad he screwed up and did meth on the job the other day. That will probably hurt his chances.
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
Randy: Yeah. What are you gonna do? He’s just a bum with a heart of gold!
by Kabildis Kabernus July 21, 2022
Get the bum with a heart of gold mug.the act of ripping someone’s heart out of the their body and squeezing a few times then proceeding to put it back into place and watch, watch as it slowly decays and enjoy the sight of the humans torture.
by Charlotte Tilbury April 16, 2023
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Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
Jesse: Purple Heart
Me: what’s that mean
Both Sam and Jesse: we’d tell you if it wasn’t so awful
by Gilroysgotit October 18, 2025
Get the Purple heart mug.Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."
by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021
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