Forcibly and consensually yet possibly unexpectedly feeding someone your asshole. Presenting your ass to be eaten at an unexpected time without relent.
1: I was trying to read the paper when
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
suddenly Jamie started ham tanking me.
2: It's a good friend indeed who can identify when noone else can, that your mood can only be elevated by a sound ham tanking.
by Freckle Newt February 14, 2024

person 1: what are you doing tonight?
person 2 :going to my grandmas.
person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
person 2 :going to my grandmas.
person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.
by 420f0rLIFE March 22, 2011

Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.
"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015

Ham Wireless : The Act of being Ham fisted while surfing Grumble media when one is on the loo with an Intel centrino wifi laptop(or similar).
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
See also : Ham fisted , Grumble
Jimmy P was caught Ham Wireless the other day by his mum, she thought he was struggling with his bowel movements but he was actually struggling with himself!!!!
by Chris Kendall December 13, 2007

by LizzieWest Aka Jade😝😂 May 11, 2018

The act of performing aggressive pork like feeding rituals while holding a CoRNDOGGS above your head like an undercover weenie
Hey Devon! Did you see Cletus at the party last night ham doggin’ on Glenese? Her hips were really swangin!
by The female ham dog November 30, 2019

by Yat yas-le July 17, 2018
