Ham

Being a little annoying pussy that no one likes.

Man Ham can keep his annoying swede noises to himself

by TheRandomGuyThatNoOneKnows November 4, 2020

Dropping Ham

When you been fucking a lot of fat bitches

“My boy John been dropping ham, no fine bitches🤦 ♂️”

by Larry san February 14, 2024

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

ham sandwich

To Have A baby

i"m a bout to have a ham sandwich

by Boss Punch October 2, 2018

got ham chess

A chess youtuber that always got ham with him.

random noob - who are you watching?
gotham sub - got ham chess
random noob - oh, he got some nice ham

by Tyym October 25, 2022

slap some ham on it

If theres a problem in any way shape or form you just slap some ham on it. That's all you need to do. Problem Solved.

Man 1:Dude, I'm failing all of my classes right now and i just dont know what to do to fix my grades.

Man 2:Hey, just slap some ham on it.

by TheGa1eFund February 1, 2019

dookie ham

Type of poop that's about the size of a whole baloney, thick, dense, and heavy.

"I laid down a dookie ham so dense you can see the ribs and fat in it."

- What sort of flavor is this fine meat?
- Nah bro that's the dookie ham I slammed down this morning

by layingdookiehamsdaily May 2, 2025