Ma’am Ham

Proper way to speak about a ladies nether region

Would you care for some Ma’am ham?

by Leanie Meanie February 17, 2024

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Hams

Whispers mumbling soft

Can you Hams a little

by 4192006 April 23, 2018

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Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

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Ham

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Ham means lewd in cantonese

This Person is so ham his mom chay.

by Totoki July 13, 2021

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The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.

Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.

I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.

That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.

My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.

Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.

I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.

by h84cvltlyfe February 17, 2022

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