Ghetto Robbed

When you get robbed and the only thing you can find missing is the cheapest thing in your house.

Yeah last night I got Ghetto Robbed, all they took was my sons crayons.

by iiSpyTreX August 13, 2011

ghetto circumcision

when you try to zip up your zipper and your dick gets caught and takes some foreskin with it

Last night I was drunk and gave myself a ghetto circumcision

by Jaykwon IV May 7, 2014

ghetto booty

Slang for someone with a big and tight bottom. Note how this term is used to describe a black girl's bottom.

"Bruh, this girl ain't got no ghetto booty. She looks anorexic."
"She's fine to me, you stupid bitch."

by monstaudios July 21, 2021

Riding ghetto

What you see in ghetto because all the seed spreaders have suspended driver's license.

Ed: That fella's riding ghetto.
Marj: Huh?
Ed: She's driving because he has a suspended license. You see it all the time in the ghetto.

by Trahnrae April 30, 2019

Ghetto Bird

A "Ghetto Bird" is a helicopter with a super bright light that usually flies around hoods/black neighborhoods, hints the word "Ghetto" in its name.

There is also a skateboarding trick called the Ghetto Bird (A fakie hardflip late backside 180) named by Kareem Campbell.

Dude Bro: Dude Man? What the Fuck is that noise?
Dude Man: Get inside. There looking for me!
Dude Bro: Who?
Dude Man: That Ghetto Bird!

by Runeflame64 November 28, 2020

Ghetto Period

When someone shoots you in the dick area, and you bleed, you have a ghetto period.

All these rappers talkin bout how much they’ve been through in the hood, but I bet none of them have gotten a ghetto period.

by Minecraft Legend01 October 28, 2018

Ghetto ambulance

1. When an acquaintance has too much of the wrong stuff at a party and is dumped at the front door of the emergency room

2. The vehicle used to perform said action

"Marty passed out from all the coke so they gave him the ghetto ambulance."

by VacuumVendor December 15, 2020