by OzarkaPash November 14, 2020
Get the clive named fivemug. Adverb, Slang
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
A piece of cliché and effectively useless advice, often given by a neurotypical or outright privileged individual that wouldn't be amiss on a cat poster or a picture of a sunset or mountain.
Person 1: "Gods, I've really not had any energy as of late, I've been quite existentially tired."
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
Person 2 (Fool): "Oh, just think positively and try some breathing exercises to energize yourself!"
Person 1: "I would expect no less than a neurotypical high-five from a cursed creature as yourself, you who would be privilege incarnate"
Person 2 (Completely missing the point in expected fashion): "You know, that kind of pessimism is not good for your energy level!"
Person 1: If it were not for the laws of this land, I would put your head on a pike and warn the crows not even to feast upon it, for your husk sustaining such noble creatures would insult them gravely.
by RadienX Chaosmaker November 11, 2020
Get the Neurotypical High-Fivemug. The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.
by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021
Get the Five foot nothingmug. You and your friend find a girl that good for a three way and one hits it from the back while the other is in front getting sucked and the two high five.
by Smallchungus__69 March 13, 2022
Get the Hamilton high fivemug. The moment of crispiness when two humans partake in the celebratory act of clapping hands together. The high five must be crisp, otherwise is deemed unworthy.
In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
In some cases when failing you may try again, but in most not.
by Ethan Coomie March 19, 2017
Get the good high fivemug. I wonder why Emily is always has to go to the restroom when Matthew is gone? She's probably playing his five finger flute
by The Mexican Tyrone May 6, 2016
Get the five finger flutemug. 