wah-ear-do

meaning your a weirdo, weird, dork , nerd.

Travis your such a wah-ear-do!

by wa-hear-dough June 14, 2011

underground ears

your friend with embarrassing music taste says he has "underground ears"

bro the songs not bad you just need underground ears

by asnobor January 3, 2025

Ear Rape

Ear Rape means when you are forced to listen to sounds that you do not want to hear.

Shawn Mendes songs are ear raped

by LasosXD December 27, 2017

Ear fucked

When someone talks non stop and the other person is expected to listen and say nothing. The talker is content to talk and wants no interruptions. The listener feels trapped and wishes the talker would shut up or die.

“She ear fucked me for a full hour and would not let me speak. I finally got away by telling her I was late for a penile implant.”

by geekqueen June 2, 2024

Turkish Ear Tickle

Two people that both put their penis inside of one persons opposite ears. They then ejaculate and go to the opposite ear and slurp out the ejaculatory fluids. These people then spit the fluids into both nostrils of the person the Turkish Ear Tickle is being done too.

“Wow, that Turkish Ear Tickle was wild last night.” Jeff said.

by TheFreakyDictionary June 4, 2024

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear

Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.

by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

by jp1123 March 7, 2021