A tall, thicc boy. Always has a girlfriend because they perceive him to be aloof, when actually he is lazy as hell. Somehow has mild to moderate jawline despite his major source of exercise being thumb movement on xbox. Lungs contain the winds of the four corners of the earth, and always is able to burp. Likes his women like his KFC chicken: Yummy in the tummy and always on the bone. He is very callipygian. Has a timed schedule upon which he lifts shirt to air out his ENORMOUS areolas and pinpoint nips. FIN
He's SOOOO DYLAN! He lifted his shirt like 4 times on our date, and then burped down my throat when we kissed.
by FlameofUdeeznuts June 4, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. A fat autistic retarded pile of shit on benefits who’s Mum does black tar heroine and sister does weed through a traffic cone.
Dylan is autistic
by Spetnaz2004 December 15, 2017
Get the Dylanmug. by shreksophone player March 9, 2023
Get the Dylan Robinsonmug. Dylan is a name of a young boy who grows up to become a beast. Dylan is a kind, smart, intelligent and a very good looking man. He is great at sports, very loyal, and the best captain anyone could have. If you’d met a Dylan, or my Dylan, you’d be pretty dahm lucky. But don’t get any ideas.
Ashley: Hey Katelynne, do you know that one boy Dylan?
Katelynne: Yesssss, why? What about him?
Ashley: He’s so cute, right!?
Katelynne: Ya, I know! He’s my boyfriend!
Katelynne: Yesssss, why? What about him?
Ashley: He’s so cute, right!?
Katelynne: Ya, I know! He’s my boyfriend!
by Four Sum Thing January 26, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. dylan most prettiest guy in the world and totally not a freak that shot up his school with his best friend
by beepboob69 November 13, 2021
Get the dylanmug. 6’1, 185lbs, 60yd:8.39, Arm: 80mph, Bats:Right, Skidmore commit. Dylan Hocom is the future of D3 Baseball
by jac0bwi150n March 19, 2024
Get the Dylan Hocommug. A funny looking boy who is obsessed with cats and is sexually attracted to cats and his best friend.
by theheadofheadd March 27, 2022
Get the Dylan shawmug.