Fuck a girl during oral sex then lob her at a door and try to get her clunge to land over the door handle.
Ross: Dana that was the best god damn blow job ever!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
Dana: I'm glad you enjoyed it.
*Ross lobs Dana at a door*
Ross: FUCKING BULLZ EYE! WHAT A GREAT MEXICAN DOOR KNOBER!
Dana: My hairy mufff hurts now!
by Danafucker2024782 June 24, 2011
Get the Mexican door knobermug. When you press your genitals against a door,grab the door handle,and start to slowly push yourself up and down. It won't work when you start because you need to get into it. You will get bruised hands from pleasure hanging
by Roberto lugi March 17, 2025
Get the having sex with a doormug. by Wolfdude823 January 23, 2017
Get the Doormug. Hym "And the people ordering door dash are affluent enough to pay either way. They just tip less. Seriously, do you even talk to anyone who isn't a fucking YouTube vermin? How out of touch can a person be?"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Door dashmug. When your boomer parents still think that you can apply for jobs by physically going to a business and asking if there are any jobs available, just like they did back in the day, before the popularity of the internet or pre-2000.
Dad: why don't you get off your arse and get a job.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
Son: I've been looking online for weeks and applied for everything I can, there's nothing new.
Dad: Your not looking hard enough, go out and knock on some doors. That's what I did when I was your age.
Son: Dad, nobody does that anymore, employers and job agencies do everything online now. Even the job centre posts their own stuff there.
Dad: omg kids these days, don't know how good they have it. When I was your age I walked 20 miles to work and back barefoot whilst carrying a bag of cole on my back, I got paid 2 bob a week, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Son: stfu dad, stop lying and get with the times.
by ppwned May 13, 2021
Get the knock on some doorsmug. by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021
Get the Sociopath next doormug. A code for men. Referring to a heavily used woman; with a stretched and possibly odorous vaginal canal.
Hey bro watch out for Rebecca she is a creaky barn door.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
Dude I got laid at the party last night. "Yeah but she's a creaky barn door bro." Ah fuck.
Her legs spread open and you come to the realization that she's a creaky barn door. Shut that door and run like hell.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
Get the Creaky Barn Doormug.