Doong Dong

A very stupid individual.

Whadda a Doong Dong!

by Blat Tat Tat! July 7, 2019

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022

dong dragger

Is surfer slang for a boogie boarder, who doesn't have marbles big enough to actually surf. Spends the day on the water dragging his junk behind his cute little board.

Bro, I can't surf next to a dong dragger who is out here where he isn't supposed to be.

by Surfermatt November 16, 2013

Chin dong

Fallick sex toy intended to by strapped to one's chin, for the pleasure of another.

I'm totally going to bang you with this chin dong.

by Xxbuzzkilzxx June 16, 2018

batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020