Dong Bruise

A dong bruise is the bruises that appear on a girls legs after a hard night out in town, they never remember where they have come from but are actually caused by male dancers in close proximity by their flailing male appendages

"Oh my god look at these bruises on my thighs Kathy! I have no idea how I got these, boy was I boozed last night"

"I have a fair idea, they're dong bruises Jane, I told you not to dance so close to those huge guys"

by Maximus B*tches February 26, 2010

Plop my dong

Playing dance dance revolution too much.

I plopped my dong, now im tired.

by Sir Jesus Christ March 23, 2005

dong slider

A women who simply tends to slide upon dongs.

Jenna: God, Ben looks so good over there, I just wanna smash.
Brenda: Jesus Jenna, you're such a dong slider.

by 4kaDay September 9, 2017

Bonga dong

It's uh something boys have it's a uh... Apart of the body.... So uh it's uhh 😬 😬 not gonna tell you but it's SMTH from my class

"HEY BOYS HOW LONG IS MY BONGA DONG?!"
"uhh"

by ∆•°R0yal witchmaster°•∆ October 28, 2021

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 14, 2018

dong kong

its a face of donkey kong but (cringey)

dong kong loool

by soouc June 3, 2019

peanut butter dong

The act of putting peanut butter on your dong and having your dog lick it off

Yo what’s good shlime! Watch this! Joe has peanut butter dong and his dog eats it

by Fart dong December 10, 2021