Fail Donkey

Someone who fails at life very frequently and significantly.

Dude look over there!

Lulz what a fail donkey

by unholy waffles August 03, 2008

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Swamp Donkey

An irritated diaper-rash-like irritation on your inner thighs and "private areas" caused by excessive sweating due to a combination of heat and excercise

After hiking in the woods all day I have a serious case of swamp donkey going on

by Mountainmanbrewing June 13, 2013

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Donkey Kong

A variation to the well known Donkey Punch. Where as Donkey Punch refers to when you are having doggy style vaginal sex. Donkey Kong refers to when you are having anal sex and you are about to "go" and you hit your unknowing mate in the back of the head so that they punch up their butt cheeks to make "your" orgasm that much better and stronger.

Last week I was tappin' that ass from behind, I thought I might try to Donkey Kong that whore in the back of head right before I was gonna cum. OMG!!!! She punched up her ass cheeks on my Johnson and I came SOOOOOOO HARD!!! My advise to you, dont try and Donkey Kong her in front of the mirror, she will see it comming.

by rhbandit August 08, 2009

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Donkey Dick

What peta and kyle like to tell each other they have when their gargling each other's balls.

Kyle: You want me to gargle your sac? Then say I have a donkey dick.
Peta:Oh yeah. I'm a fag and you havea big ass donkey dick!

by Peta's Mother(A.K.A. Minny at the Topless and Ove March 17, 2003

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Nipple Donkey

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordArse Chicken

1 Nipple donkeys. They're all nipple donkeys.

2 Oh arse chickens and nipple donkeys.

by Mahakala June 10, 2003

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