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Ur dad lesbian

Ur dad lesbian is considered to be so powerful that victims can suffer considerable pain for years if they not die directly. Some countries have found Ur dad lesbian so dangerouse that they have made the insult illegal to say.
Exampel 1:
Person 1: Fuck you
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: Ur dad lesbian
Person 2: *gets a pain far worse than death*

Example 2
Person 1: Hi
Person 2: Ur dad lesbian

Person 3: *Falls down in a eternal coma with no end*
by Dab Schnab March 10, 2018
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The lazy days of dad

That short window of time during late summer and early fall where you really don’t have to cut the grass, and the leaves have yet to start falling.
Dad sits back in his favorite lawn chair and cracks open a beer. Making a toast to himself he says: “Nothing to do but relax. Here’s to the lazy days of dad...”
by Binarysmart September 20, 2019
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rad dad issues

When your dad thinks he's really cool and acts weird in front of your friends. Also uses the word rad all of the time.
"Boi your dad is so annoying." "I know I have major rad dad issues!"
by PhantomPhoxx March 30, 2017
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ur dad lesbean

ur dad has a crush on me
by liana <3 September 26, 2021
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Dad's Stupid Concubine

an evil stepmother, a stupid xenophobe immigrant, can be abbreviated to DSC
me: Happy Fourth of July, Concubine! I hope this is Trump's last term.

Evil Stepmom AKA Dad's Stupid Concubine: Thank you! And I hope he will be with us for two more terms. We don't need any more immigrants or "Arabs" and I love my guns.

me: But YOU were an IMMIGRANT POLITICAL REFUGEE from a notoriously anti-semitic country that was granted ASYLUM in this nation, YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH!!!

Dad's Stupid Concubine: Uh oh, looks like I got on your bad side.
by angie O edema July 4, 2018
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Thy Dad is bi

Every time this phrase is used, a puppy dies. Noone can resist the power of it, not even the "no u" nor the "ur granny tranny". When used, it unleashes destruction amongst the opposing party, whom the phrase is unbearable to.
You: "ur mum gay lol"
I, an intellectual: "Thy Dad is bi!"
by ThouBrotherArtMother March 15, 2018
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Ur dad lesbian

Carl - "UR MOM GAY"
Joe - "ur dad lesbian"
Carl - *dies*
by Beepbob March 9, 2018
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