Hims disease

Suffering from being him. He does not miss on and off the court

Zack just doesn’t miss, I think he’s suffering from Hims disease

by Himmyturner February 15, 2023

the ooh shiney disease

You are in a middle of a conversation and you see something shiney so you stop dead conversation and point it out.

She has the ooh shiney disease because she seen it sparkle.

by Naynau February 21, 2018

The O'Hara Brother's Disease

When too many women are willing to have sex with you, most of those women catch feelings and won't let you be with any other women.

Damn man, he gets all the women, but he better be careful he doesn't get The O'Hara Brother's Disease, or else he could be in a whole world of hurt.

by Fridge547 April 28, 2017

Dillon Francis Disease

A type of disease that makes your voice very deep.

Person 1: Yo, why the fuck does Jeef bergey sound like he’s on sulfur hexafluoride?

Person 2: Oh he just has Dillon Francis Disease.

by Drew Gorman August 23, 2022

Wokalzheimer's Disease

Dementia arising from the formation of protein plaque on brain surfaces, prevalent among late stage anti-White racists, antisemites and transvestites. Symptoms include morbid obesity, polychromatic fur growth, sadistic paedophilia, violent and often murderous outbursts, and loss of ability to reason.

After Patrick put on 200 pounds, died they/them's hair blue, engraved several bullets with the words "I hate Jews and crackers", and developed a habit of hanging around in the female toilets in hotpants and white kneesocks, the people who looked after they/them came to the reluctant decision that a period of confinement in a secure hospital was the only remedy for they/them's Wokalzheimer's Disease.

by Old Phardt October 3, 2025

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

TinkerBell Disease

Being diagnosed with a disease, but not wanting anyone to know what it is.

For example, TinkerBell needed love and support so she could fight for her light to shine. People battling illnesses need this support as well, but do not always have to say what they have. TinkerBell Disease is an alias for an illness.

by NamasteLatte April 3, 2021