Morbius disease

A condition that occurs after talking about morbius too much.

Symptoms include: diabetes, coughing up blood, repeating the sentence “it’s morbin time”, and animorphing into morbius.

“Dang jack has diabetes cause of his serious case of morbius disease.”

by Morbian_317 June 8, 2022

Corn Disease

When one is Experiencing a repeat cycle of dealing with and or dating a fuck boy or fuck girl

My corn disease is flaring up.

by Nunuarmenta May 12, 2021

Bad bitch-disease

If you're straight and the only thing you can do is hating on some strangers post bc they are slightly different than you.

Guy #1: You're a r slur
Guy #2: Oh, someone is having a bad bitch-disease. I hope you get well soon.

by Lesbo.1312 June 11, 2020

Tucan Disease

"Tucan Disease", a disease in which it physically doesn't allow you to poke fun at others correctly and ever win an argument.

I sure wish I could make fun of him, but I have Tucan Disease :(

I was born with Tucan Disease, I want to be normal like all the shirleys

Stupid Tucan Disease, I can never win!

by Wish I was Shirley November 2, 2011

Subaru Brain Disease

When you are infected with SBD you are willing to pay 5X-10X the market value of a clapped out miled out oil leaking rust bucket Subaru because it's got a turbo!!!!

"Jennifer just told me she bought a 2001 Subaru WRX with 300k miles for $12,000! She told me it has an STI motor and a salvage title."

"Wow dude, she's got Stage 4 Subaru Brain Disease"

by Nived67 January 27, 2020

Mad ty disease

Just diarrhea

“Bros I’ve got mad ty disease”

by A.J.River May 4, 2022

Gamer Disease

Symptoms:

rarely going outside,

only leaving your bedroom for food or drinks

and gains mass amounts of rage over petty things such as not getting all the big coins in mario.

" You need t go outside and socialize with people face to face or you will get gamer disease"

by 1ykos June 27, 2020