landonese disease

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

Riley disease

Riley disease, when you are obsessed with a person named Riley to the point you become so obsessed it isn't healthy anymore

Person:you love Riley alot don't you?
Other person: yeah I think I have Riley disease

by Riley disease August 4, 2022

Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o

he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease

by bochetina November 1, 2022

Simon’s Disease

A rare pooping disorder in which you poop at work 10 to 12 times a day.

“It’s like his 5th time shitting and it’s not even 10:00 am. Must have Simon’s disease.”

by Hiccupsandpickups March 21, 2022

Shins disease

Shins disease is another term for a completely monstrous hangover after getting absolutely destroyed off bud lite.

“Yeah I was in wildwood with my fam slamming bud lites last night and I just woke up with the WORST case of shins disease”

by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019

LOA DISEASE

Late Onset Autism: where your friend slowly becomes more autistic as you know him.

Yo, have you talked to Jake lately? Yeah he has LOA Disease. I know the shit he says makes me think that’s the case.

by stankyhankanddaboyz November 22, 2023

Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity February 8, 2012