Coffeesexual

So in love with coffee that insomnia aint shit

Fuck my confused sexuality im coffeesexual even if i have insomnia

by Insomnia demon February 21, 2021

Coffee Parent

A parent or guardian that you have that everyone either finds funny, or loveable, and they want them to be their parent. Coffee is related because everyone likes coffee

I really love your parent! They are a coffee parent because everyone love them!

by Dwilli February 28, 2021

Coreeying

To Coreey, is to go throughout life making plans that never come to light. To create an idea that will stay an idea with no intentions of becoming reality

Peter just spent an hour coreeying me about a new restaurant

by Sheff2raw March 11, 2021

coffee

Dumb fucking people who are lazy in the morning an Suck there own cock

Tim: Do you drink coffee
BOB: YES!
Tim: Your GAy

by Cock & Ball tourture March 22, 2021

Coffee Waffle

When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.

"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."

by sailorkatz April 4, 2021

coffee

legal drug.

my dad wont stop drinking coffee!

by janagonewild April 22, 2021

coffee teeth

Coffee in your teeth

My mom has coffee teeth.

by Summer with tree my door May 15, 2021