emotional contact

Emotional contact
Being down the pub for 16 hours, meeting your Peruvian mate, going home with anyone and destroying each other with... Emotional contact 🙄

It has been 3 weeks since I slept with someone, so I more than deserve some emotional contact.

by Smoking football lad July 26, 2023

freshmen connection

a group of individuals whom are determined by society as less intelligent or mentally disabled; in the manner of those with academic issues.

Dude, imagine being a part of freshmen connection; you must really love to suck cock.

by reservedcranberry July 29, 2023

Reaction content

It's not all reaction content and you are all perfectly fine with participating in reaction content. The entire right wing media space is filled entirely by reaction content.

Hym "It's not just the reaction content I'm known for. It's also conceiving of the high volume content dump (Which was a bot network that clips and dumps out short form content that circumvents copyright which is an idea that predates TikTok) that people use to this day. I'm literally the forefather of the thing that YOU FUCKING USE to increase your own status. The status you use as shield to avoid engagement with people you've deluded yourself into believing are your lessers. And my behavior is telling the truth and allowing myself to be performatively cannibalized while working 40 hours a week."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

Derivative content

The quality of the derivative content speaks for itself.

Hym "I don't have access to a list of the derivative content but it is ALWAYS critically acclaimed BEFORE I EVEN REALISE THE SHOW AND/OR CHARACTER IS DERIVED FROM MY CONTENT. I SAID I WAS AN OMEGA MALE AND THE WORLD SAID I AM THE SIGMA MALE. There is ALWAYS a point at which a character or show is revealed to be derivative of my content. It's always after everyone loves the content and the sucess of the show or the popularity of the character is ALWAYS precedes my shout out to the show or character. So no. Try again."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023

shortform content

a whole lot of garbage, toxicity, racism, homophobia, transphobia or for short, douchebags being douchebags, or cringe dogshit memes, the people who are into dark humor but when you joke about 9/11 they become snowflakes. just piles of dogshit converted to mp4 video files

uhh idk what to put here honestly. tiktok, youtube shorts, instagram reels. all ass

TikTok: im a sensitive snowflake fag who cant respect other opinions
YT shorts: dogshit skibidi toliet videos and andrew tate, also any game or topic that is popular is ruined by me
Instagram Reels: the people on my platform will see children who shouldnt be there and the children will be called slurs like niggas by white boys

what am i doing with my life

shortform content sucks, it just basically 60 second videos that are uploaded for people to watch for a couple seconds then scroll

by fortniteskinfucker December 11, 2023

No contest

Said when one is asked to compare two or more things and one is clearly so superior to the other that there's no comparison

Coworker: "Yo geek squad, which is better? Star Wars or Star Trek?"

Coworker 2: "Oh, no contest. Firefly"

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2023

Social Contact Hangover

(Noun) A condition which primarily affects Neurodivergents, most often Autistics and ADHDers.
It results from prolonged exposure to social behavior in quantities that tend to exceed their normal tolerance level.
Most commonly occurring around major holidays.
Symptoms include lethargy. withdrawal, and hyper-focusing on tasks which the individual finds calming and/or distracting, all in an attempt to recharge their "Shields" or "Bubbles", essentially reclaiming the buffer zone they construct in order to deal with the world at large

"Seriously, I love my family. But after the Christmas Party last night I am totally bea and have Social Contact Hangover. I'm going to grab a Monster, turn off the lights, and binge every episode of Scrubs today."

by Uncle McFlirty December 26, 2023