chinese writing

When you've left marks on the toilet bowl because you've been leaning forward on your phone when you took a shit. Different consistency to pebble dash.
One flush without looking won't hide the evidence.
Wife: Jeff! You've left Chinese writing in my bog again!
by Giraffesgotmoves January 17, 2018
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chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
by Aussie_mechanic June 02, 2018
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Island Chinese

An umbrella term for South and South-East Asian peoples that look Chinese.
Kelley? Yeah she’s one of those Island Chinese.”
Filipino?”
“Yeah, whatever.”
by thethickfreshoak April 26, 2024
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Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum
Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .
by Monarchballz March 10, 2024
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chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.
by Gatorttu April 06, 2017
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Chinese suicide

When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.

Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.

Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.

Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.

(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
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