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Bearding

When your friend is getting head from his significant other and you are rubbing your beard against his upper thigh and balls
Do you and Sophie want to do some bearding tonight?
by DagsGen January 30, 2023
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No Beard

A guy that can't grow a beard properly. He's Probably a wasted child.
Ksi is a no beard
by Sahan__ October 10, 2020
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Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.
Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.
by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018
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Bearded fist pump

Two dudes with beards. One giving head. In the bathroom of a club on jersey shore
Woah. Did you hear... John and Sean were doing the bearded fist pump at the club last night
by Ck1227 July 26, 2019
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mark-dot-beard

Summary definintive noun that might be used to describe any person that is newly accquainted but at occasional odds when faced with the various complexities of personal computing, the internet and e-mail. Theoretically the sequence can be amended to suit any individual but should only be restricted to single syllable names for maximum impact. See also ned-dot-kelly..
Has that old fucker mark-dot-beard logged on to his e-mails yet?

I have sent him a verbal twatting that is sure to impress...and his new screensaver will surely cause more irritation than rampant pubic lice.
by The Poison Dwarf August 4, 2010
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Bearded Balloon Knot

Refers to someone with a very hairy ass or asshole.
I was getting laid but as we kept going I couldn’t stop noticing how she had a Bearded Balloon Knot
by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025
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Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.
That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.
by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019
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