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driving the bus 

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.
After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.
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driving the bus 

Being conscious or being in control of one's self.
Did you see that glazed look in her eye? She's not driving the bus!
driving the bus by Henwen September 21, 2005

until the bus out 

seetil the bus out
until the bus out
until the bus out by Mr.Andrew January 14, 2009

frank's bus 

1. in the first few good days of spring, womyn love to strip off some layers; clothes becomes skimpier; flesh gets exposed. when this reaches critical mass and you self consciously ask yourself--what log did all this fine hitherto bundled ass crawl out of--it can only mean frank has made his first delivery.
King: yo did you see all those young ladies sunbathing on campus today? spring is here my man
Player King: yeah i guess frank's bus stopped by a little sooner this year.
King: I'd really like to meet Frank and shake his hand
frank's bus by Reformed Jayhawk February 10, 2009

Hollywood Tour Bus 

The act of releasing a bowel movement on top of another bowel movement.

Double Decker
Bismark
It was no surprise that Steve left a Hollywood Tour Bus in the public bathroom after Shannon.

short bus 

A small shuttle bus used to transport lesser known VIPs not important enouph to merit a limousine service.
On Parliament Hill in Ottawa the lesser known politicians travel around by short bus.
short bus by Bill the Cat April 29, 2008