Boner Negotiation

When you have a throbbing, pulsating boner but she is still talking about her mom, so you breathe deeply through your nose and fight off the ape within.

My unwillingness to make a move on Alyssa led to me having to perform Boner Negotiation on myself.

by TheFirmHandshake May 15, 2020

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respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

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weave boner

When one lone piece of weave is erect

Don't look now, but Janiqua has a 'weave boner'.

by swervetoomuch May 30, 2014

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robo-boner

the arousal coming at the mere mention, viewing or experience of the newest RoboCop film and possibly TV show.

"Dude, did you see the way he pulled out that gun?! I totally have a robo-boner"

by VTheTank December 31, 2013

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\'fir 'bo-nər\

An erection caused by a sexy, usually menopausal, MILF/GILF that gives the recipient varied feelings of confusion, intoxication, intrigue, elation, disgust, excitement, sadness, delight, and fear.
//getting a fear boner from your Step-Dad's drunk aunt when her tiddie flops out at the family BBQ

When an 18 - 25-year-old male inexplicably becomes sexually aroused because a funny, hot 45-year-old or older MILG/GILF looks at him; generally leaving him with an uncontrollable urge to masturbate while ugly-crying.
//rushing off to beat-out a fear boner your buddy's mom gave you when she smiled at you

Why is Ronnie spending so much time in the bathroom, Dude?
My Step-Mom gives him raging fear boners.

I get savage fear boners when Stiflers Mom smiles like that!

by Immortallight1974 October 29, 2023

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