biscuiting

The act of seeking out and consuming whole packets of biscuits from a late night news agent or 24 hour petrol station after a night/evening out.

After a night of pubs, clubs and gigs, one might find themselves craving hobnobs, or chocolate digestive biscuits, or chocolate caramel digestive biscuits in the early hours of the morning, often on the journey home. Biscuiting participants will usually be traveling on foot, but may find a willing driver to complete the mission. note - The verb is 'To go biscuiting', not 'To biscuit'

After making it home from London to Brighton, the boys went biscuiting in the nearest available 24 hour petrol station, hoping to satisfy the post gig hunger with a packet of Rich Teas, and fuel the remaining journey home.

by Captain Mischief December 2, 2007

B for Biscuit

The ending statement of a pointless arguement. Often times used to prevent further crying or more wet clothes (caused by an over night stay in the yard). Can be repeated numerous times to clarify that that is the END of the fight.

Her: This is a dumb argument! I just stopped to get rubbing alcohol!
...
Him: Which is about as important as telling me you got biscuits.
Her: ... They dont have biscuits...
Him: Of course they do, they're in the isle marked B for Biscuit.
Her: B, for biscuit?
Him: B for biscuit!

by hih February 26, 2009

Grizzle Biscuits

Another way of saying grill except ghettofied by putting the 'izzle' like in fo shizzle my nizzle and the biscuits were added on to make it stupid-funny

Guy: Man, you are all up in ma' grizzle biscuits

by Jim August 27, 2004

Kunt Biscuit

An insult used to belittle an individual, a variation of the insult Kunt.

"Shut up you little Kunt Biscuit."

by Throbbin P. Ness June 19, 2006

smut biscuit

A person that likes to date different people at once.

Kia is a smut biscuit, she dating Jay and Tony at the same time.

by ducee February 16, 2007

Sick Biscuit

a vagina that is
- infected with any sort of virus, disease, STD
- smells/looks unappetizing
- on the rag
once i saw that she had a sick biscuit, and i wasn't in the mood anymore.

once i saw that she had a sick biscuit, i wasn't in the mood anymore.

by throwback402 April 5, 2008

Skank Biscuit

Describes an under-aged girl that dress up in prostitute style clothing without any intention of obtaining sex. Unlike Jailbait, a Skank Biscuit is ugly.

"Check out the Jailbait over there!"
"That ant Jailbait dude, that's a Skank Biscuit"

by Despotism January 8, 2011