Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

Opium Bird

A bird new weird looking bird species found in Antarctica.

Opium Bird got that Luh calm fit

by IceTop October 23, 2023

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023

The baby bird

When a someone jerks a guy off while eyes closed, mouth open, head wiggling like a baby bird being fed receives the load from the ejaculation

I'll give him the baby bird; *mimes the movement" and then I'll be like Kakaw!

by K9K3M January 3, 2020

twirling the bird

smoking methamphetamines out of a glass pipe

dont loan any money to bob, he's been twirling the bird....

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

Bigot Bird

Chick-fil-A, known for donating to anti-LGBTQ charities.

Let's skip Bigot Bird and find something else to eat.

by Woke Coney January 26, 2021

bird dog

An instance where someone beats you to the punch and lays claim to something you were after first.

"Don't bird dog all my socks."

"That guy just bird-dogged my parking spot!"

by Felix Mercer May 31, 2006