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Pulling bacon

The act of getting into a chase, whether on foot or high-speed pursuit, by law enforcement officers, most notably police officers, commonly referred to as pigs.
"Oh shit b, this crazy muhfucka on the news pulling bacon at 120mph on the 105!"
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"Hey man, we got a job, and the payoff is gonna be huge, but we need someone to pull bacon for us so we can get out smooth."
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"Hey man, we should fire this new paintball gun at the police station. They can't catch us if they can't see!"
"You're a fuckin idiot man. If you think you're gonna be able to pull bacon in that old piece of shit, you're dreamin'.
by Ftopayrespects July 14, 2019
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Bacon Wrapped Shrimp

When an overconfident man wears a Magnum condom despite having a tiny motherfucking penis.
It slipped off that Bacon Wrapped Shrimp without me even noticing....took 20 minutes to fish it out of my pussy.
by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023
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Baconism

A religion centered around a floating green bacon. Members of the religion are called baconators, and they believe in a floating green bacon god as well as a sea monster god named hot Fred.
Do you believe in baconism?
by Proud baconator mystic July 31, 2022
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Canadian Baconator

You go back in time, make bacon with your mom while your pecker is covered in maple syrup, so you become your own father.
Friend: Hey John, what does your dad look like?
You: Well you know I love me a good Canadian Baconator. *you show him a selfie*
by PrivateClubbyMcWankfist November 23, 2023
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bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.
"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."
by JADrI April 26, 2017
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invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.
by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016
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Bacon wrap

1. A bacon flavored condom. With extra sour cream.

2. Moonshine loves being wrapped in bacon!

3. When the police place you in handcuffs.
1. Hey honey can you grab some bacon wraps from the store for tonight?

2. I'm moonshine duhh! Farm chickens!!!

3. Man I hate you pigs don't slap those bacon wraps on me!
by GuardianAngelMoonshine January 23, 2019
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