blast ass

When youre taking a dump and when you push you release a spray of watery hershy squirts

I was taking a dump,and had some serious blast ass

by Shooshmaster January 18, 2015

double blast math

1. Remedial math class taken in order to meet minimum requirements for college studies.

2. Often required for GEDers to prove their worth to community colleges.

3. Named such because classes often begin with zeros instead of "1's" for freshman studies.

B: "Jojo decided that she didn't want to be a stupid loser so she's going to community college, but they're making her take double blast math because she didn't graduate high school."

C: "She thinks the opposite of stupid loser is community college graduate?"

by Ender's Shadow November 26, 2009

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 21, 2016

Baja Booty Blast

The toe curling shit after consuming both Taco Bell and the Taco Baja Blast

“Carls been in the bathroom for a while?”
“Oh yeah he got Baja Booty Blasted

by Nathussy October 28, 2023

coochie blast

To Coochie blast is to finger a girl hard she cums almost instantly

Bro she bet it was impossible to make her cum in a minute so I’m gona coochie blast her tonight and prove her wrong

by Notnickkkkkkk November 3, 2019

Trumpet Blasted

When you get rickrolled with the FOX NFL theme song. Similar to rickrolling and stickbugged.

I thought the video was about a cure to cancer, but I just got Trumpet Blasted.

by TheSerperiorMaster October 9, 2020

Cheddar Blast

Getting your vagina digitally penetrated and stimulated.

Remember when she got cheddar blasted by Joey Fatone? Hawt!

by Nowaygo May 25, 2025