24th April

Its buy your girlfriend a pregnancy testing kit day, the day where all boyfriends buy their girlfriends a pregnancy testing kit.

K- hey boo its 24th april, lemme buy yo a preganews

N- awww i would love that

by goofyahhmf April 24, 2022

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April 24th

National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!

Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"

by Obanai April 24, 2022

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Honestly, April 24 is for R*pe day, and it got viral on Tiktok about it, instead of S.A random people (well that's very haram) Let's respect each other and comfort the people who experienced it. It's not the victim's fault, the one who did it is the one who blame.

April 24 is a day to be normal without S.Aing people. Actually, not this day, everyday.

by Camera in your house April 24, 2022

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April 28th

National Send A Booty And Tit Pic Day

Hey baby it’s April 28th

Oh ok here

by Cyraash April 28, 2022

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april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

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April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022

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