april 26

if you are born on this day you are automatically the biggest asshole to walk the earth

“look at him he looks so mean”
“yeah, i heard his birthday is april 26”

by whore4urmom:) March 29, 2022

April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022

April 14th

The day where you have to kiss or cuddle with you’re partner.

John: hey it’s april 14th

Samantha: well come and kiss me!

by Purplepeopleproducepoop April 10, 2022

20th april

20TH APRIL IS DRINK YOUR BOYFRIEND'S CUM DAY

"Hey hon, yk what day it is?"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"

by uwuowoowo April 12, 2022

April 22nd

The birthday of the worlds best leopard gecko ever: Apricot/April B-T

Oh look it’s april 22nd! aprils birthday!

by parma-vio April 13, 2022

April 19

The day you swap names, hoodies , shoes with your best friend

leah: can we swap names, hoodies and shoes for the day??

nae: Ohh yea its april 19

by kwdy April 18, 2022

April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

by KingNinjaTurtle March 14, 2021