by killerdx June 19, 2004
Get the sock full of assholesmug. After I missed the deadline for submitting the project bid, I got torn a new asshole by my boss in front of the entire staff.
by vernpus December 29, 2007
Get the torn a new assholemug. 1) Anyone who watches MMA (such as UFC) and believes they know everything about fighting in the ring and/or on the street, but in reality would die in a fight scenario. 2) Someone who does not belong to any fighting discipline or take MMA classes, but still buys MMA memorabilia (such as TAPOUT shirts).
1) Justin: Oh man I could take that guy in a fight anyday. I'll just take him to ground and put him in an armbar!" Tyler: "Yeah, no, you're just a mixed martial asshole." 2) Ryland: "Check out my TAPOUT shirt!" Daniel: "Do you take MMA classes?" Ryland: "Nope." Daniel: "Then GTFO you mixed martial asshole."
by Michael Reese October 9, 2011
Get the Mixed Martial Assholemug. One of your very good friends that will say what he is thinking at any moment in time. Often, his name is Bobby.
by Trex1980 June 24, 2018
Get the number 1 assholemug. 1. Crystal came over smellin' like a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
2. When I opened the door of his trailer it was like I got hit in the face with a bucket of burned assholes.
3. I'd have ate but I didn't know she was gonna' bring me a bucket of burned assholes.
by MatthewKastor October 14, 2009
Get the Bucket of burned assholesmug. 
When doing a threesome have someone open your ass and when they do scream “SHIT IN MY ASSHOLE” while the other one proceeds to shit in your asshole
by Niggajuic May 2, 2019
Get the Shit in my assholemug.