Shark week and chill

It's where you ask to hangout with your most favorite person and devote an entire week to watching sharks and eatting yummy food like you're shark!

Hey Bob! Do you want to Shark week and chill? Shark week starts July 26!

by Mr háñdsòme June 30, 2023

Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.

Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......

by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023

Tiger Shark Tuesday

A national holiday every Tuesday celebrating tiger sharks

Jim: What day is it?

Ron: Its tiger shark Tuesday!

Jim: Thanks!

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Frilled shark friday

National holiday every Friday celebrating Frilled sharks

Matt: Yo what day is it?
Frank: Its frilled shark friday dawg

Matt: HELL YEAH

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Silky shark sunday

A national holiday every sunday celebrating silky sharks

Tom: What day is it?

Edd: Silky shark sunday

Tom: OH NO

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Kitty shark

When your cat’s being nice to you for some other reason besides attention, usually for a snack.

My cat’s been kitty sharking me for a snack, but his fat butt just ate dinner an hour ago.

by Gords Gone Wild July 21, 2023

Shark

You bastards came from that urban dictionary explained page haven't you.

A shark is a cold-blooded fish that is found all across the world and is a carnivore, it's also included in "shark tank" where people pitch their ideas to the "sharks" to decide if they're good or not.

Dude 1 - "i searched up shark on Urban Dictionary."
Dude 2 - "Get a life you horny idiot."

by anonymous July 25, 2023