The next chapter in fat fucks in the small hick town of Funkytown. Randall, the predecessor of the fat fucks is now retired from this chapter. Koebel is the new fat fuck in town.
by Billy Daweson November 2, 2010
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A man who enjoys cheerleading, and is very outgoing. Usually asks you to drink on a weekday, and avoids going to class at all costs. Claims to be good with his fingers
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Get the Matt mug.Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.
Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!
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Get the Matt Farley mug.The ugliest name/dude to ever touch foot on this planet. If this is ur name u get absolutely no play at all especially after ur girlfriend dumped ur lazy pathetic ass. U go out every night and ur only mission is to get some box and u fail time after time again, terribly. If ur name is Matt mort 😂😂 u piss ur pants after a rough night out. Parents, don’t name ur kid this if u love them.
Guy 1 : u know Matt Mort?
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
Guy 2: name rings a bell… ohhh shit, ya that kids an absolute squid and a puss bag. Gets no bitches all well.
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