duck poking

When you put on a yellow plastic duck bill and then poke your gf right in the pooper.

Yo homie I was duck poking the literal shit out of your mom last night!

by Casssass February 28, 2015

Duck off

Very offensive, especially to ducks

James: Duck Off!!!
Harry: Hey! That’s really offensive

by Walter Smith the seventeenth August 31, 2022

scrooge ducking

the act of taking coins and pouring them on top of your body for physical and emotional pleasure, thus evoking the image of Scrooge McDuck from the DuckTales television series.

Kevin released his pent up sexual urges and satisfied his child-like curiosity by scrooge ducking with his rubles while studying abroad. To say the least: clean-up was a mess.

by Chicken McNuggs July 8, 2010

Slump Duck

noun: A creature that follows one around and causes laziness, complacency, general disregard for one's well being. It stands about 40 feet from head to webbed foot and is invisible. Can only be defeated by pure will power to succeed and wanting the Slump Duck to die. Unless killed, it will follow you for the rest of your life, however short that may be.

Man: Dude, I don't want to do my term paper.
Friend: The Slump Duck strikes again!

Woman: I don't really need to shower today, or tomorrow. Wait, DAMN YOU SLUMP DUCK!

by El Español February 4, 2010

pressed duck

Pressing your dick against a window so it can be seen from the other side of the window.

He showed the people in the restaurant a pressed duck.

by JosephusPhallis March 30, 2021

Unplug the Duck

“Unplug the Duck” is an expression used when asking a colleague to turn off the lights in his office thereby allowing him to leave work early while others may think he is still at work.

The “duck” part of the expression is a reference to its use as a “decoy”, projecting a false appearance.

Carl: "I'm slipping out of the office early, can you “unplug the duck” for me?
Ralph: "No problem. Enjoy your afternoon on the golf course."

by rogueone September 20, 2009

Mama Duck

the oldest member in the group who seems responsible enough to be the lead Duck! Once established other will follow, typically they'll be younger and much more dumber, these followers will be the ducklings! Mama Duck cares for the well being of her ducklings and will always be followed by her ducklings even if he/she doesn't want to be followed.

Hey who that? Oh, that's just Mama Duck! Let's go follow Mama Duck!

by TheRealMamaDuck January 8, 2018