November 17th

A day where you can tell lily to stfu ab jack!

Hey it’s November 17th! Stfu lily.

by Derrick101 November 17, 2020

November 17th

A day where you can tell lily to stfu!

Hey it’s November 17th! Stfu lily.

by Derrick101 November 17, 2020

November 17th

This is the day when you have to say YES to everything

“Want to go out on a date?”
“No”
“Well sike it’s November 17th National say yes day today so you have to”

by Michael arbar November 17, 2020

December 17th

National Burger King Foot Lettuce Day!
Break into your local Burger King and shove your feet in some lettuce!

Worker: why is everyone breaking in and shoving their feet into our lettuce!?
Other worker: It’s December 17th!

by anonymous December 18, 2020

October 17th

my birthday

my birthday is October 17th

by lawsonr February 25, 2021

January 17th

January 17th is National Short People Day!

Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.

Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.

by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021

January 17th

On January 17th/be confident day, you post pictures of you to show your beautiful self off

Oh it’s January 17th let me post pictures of me really quick

by Yourfriend12302 January 16, 2021