Smashing your salad

Smashing your salad can be used in many contexts; the most commonly is ''Want me to come over and smash your salad?''

It is a reference to a hand job.

Boy: Come round and smash my salad out for me ;)

Girl: Sorry, smashing my own salad, you should be smashing your salad by yourself!

by SaladSmasher December 5, 2011

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017

Hash smash

The excess water from Making hash turned into a beverage

We made hash last night want some hash smash.

by JakeP420 September 21, 2019

smash the rat

to do cocaine by snorting a line

Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke

by snortex November 25, 2017

The snout smash

A deliberately executed act in which a girl forcefully bounces her ass onto a guy’s face with the shared goal of breaking his nose.

"Dude, why is your nose crooked?"
"She hit me with The Snout Smash last night. Best decision I ever made."

by Idk i jus got here March 3, 2025

Smashing Gravs

To take massive single-shot hits from a gravity bong, traditionally a GB, usually in a group.

C: I want to get ignorant tonight!
E: Well then lets get the crew and start smashing gravs!

by GoldDRoger May 16, 2018

smash

embark on a interesting journey of unspeakable sexual things with another person.

person 1 : wanna smash
person 2: absolutely

by Rapid turtle December 13, 2022