A man who says how every person does negative things to them but not mentioning how they were the first to start it and once you realize who they really are they will start ignoring you. Basically a man who lies about his past for sympathy.
Bob used to always tell me how his exes would break up with him suddenly out of the blue but when I dated him he would always block me for not agreeing with him, he is a orphan man
by Omggirlitsher October 16, 2020
AN EGG. He looks like an egg, acts like an egg, and he’s all around an egg. He has a child which is an oyster and a friend who is an ugly nut. They’re in a cult trio called the Death Foods. They spend their time coming after kids in third period, slowly taking them out. If you ever seen him in public, avoid him. don’t look into his eyes. He will turn you into an egg
by k.rose420 March 30, 2020
A god with a blood curdling rage ready to kill any being that opposes their will. Any that come across this being shall perish if not weary of what they do.
by Ballsinurmomma January 26, 2023
by xXxEmoGiirliie666xXx November 09, 2023
Lor_Kreny: I jus put CRYPT IS THE MAN in my competition LMFAO
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
Luke: YES YES HE IS DA MAN, CRYPT IS THE MAN
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
A tall white man that usually has curly or frizzy hair, wears baggy t-shirts or hoodies and cargo pants, they will usually have a basic personality and some kind of mental issue
by midperson October 24, 2022