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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.

Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."

by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020

I have a bigger dick

If you have long legs you’ll have a big dick it’s proven by scientists and ppl with long legs and big dicks

I have a bigger dick. Then aria Because I have longer legs and your short. I have a bigger dick because I’m longer

by Hoes be mad June 29, 2022

I

A track star

I am struggling to be…
Face planted would appear me.

Numbers I moved a few…
Yours I have no clue…
375
Is nothing I knew…

Spinning I go…
Trying to make sense …
Honestly, I am feeling low.

The stupid cat…
This one appears to be the only one the cat has not sat.
And it is a grumpy cat…

You have no words…
And I have tons…
Mostly jibberish…

deep breathing I tried…
That makes me think of a soon lullaby😢
Happy I will be …
Although , I wish it would be me.

Regardless you will always be my one!!!!
The one who makes my dream

And my heart scream!
I love you with my everything!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 13, 2024

Brute-I-ful

Someone who is attractive but is also a savage beast.

"see that female bodybuilder over there? She's strong and beautiful, she's brute-i-ful!"

by Theroyalthickness October 14, 2016

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024