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Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"
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blind man's blizzard

A man covers his partners eyes with his testicles, blinding them, and then proceeds to shit in his partners mouth.
This is called a blind man's blizzard.
Man it was so fucked last night! I walked in on Johnny giving some chick a blind man's blizzard!
by Ryno.jnr September 6, 2014
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The man in the iron mask

When someone has passed out/fallen asleep and are given an iron mask they become "The man in the iron mask". Some people say that "The man in the iron mask" weilds incredible powers.
Whilst Marmaduke lay sleeping he unknowingly became the "The man in the iron mask"
by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007
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Stinkiest Man

"The stinkiest man" is a different name for anyone whos name starts with the letter T, who is gay and a femboy!
Tobias is a femboy and gay, he must be the stinkiest man
by mgcjeremy August 3, 2024
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man pop

If you are not into man pop yet want to get hammered, the bar serves many other types of booze.
by Ernest Dowson May 8, 2017
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girlfriends man

a guy who always has a girlfriend; relies on women for happiness, usually because of mommy issues.
“my ex got a girl right after we broke up.”
“girl- he’s a girlfriends man”

“you always have a girlfriend. You’re a girlfriends man”
by bonnie_yan December 27, 2022
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Black mamba man

A absolute hero making bangers such as jefree and the corona virus ( very sexy man)
Black mamba man is so wonderful a truly great musician
by Jefree lover 6969 March 10, 2020
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