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dirty vazquez

1. To leave a mark of a dirty ass on furniture while having sex.
2. Act of leaving a shit moustache and beard on a partner's face by taking your cock out of her ass and putting it in her mouth without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is thrust between the lips, shit is scraped off and comes to rest all araound her mouth in a moustache and beard configuration. (kinda like a Dirty Sanchez but with the beard included)

3. Act of sucking someones dirty ass. when that someone removes his face of the ass the result is again a moustache and beard configuration of shit.
1. She didn't wiped her ass properly and left a Dirty Vazquez on the couch.

2. I fucked that bitch in the ass and then gave her a Dirty Vazquez.

3. Chuck was giving Jeny A Black Kiss and got a Dirty Vazquez.
by JJ Masterson January 21, 2008
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Dirty Younesse

When you take a shit in a girls mouth and then deep throat her making a poo like donut in the middle of her mouth
So you gave her a Dirty Younesse?
by Tsukishima Kai January 21, 2021
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dirty fernandez

1- the act of of have your waitress at a Mexican restaurant give your Burritto a special touch from below her border when you are demanding and make her job harder then her $2.13 deserves
2. The cooking technique involving spit and bodily fluids used at Mexican reteraunts to add a little spice to your dish when you complain and send the order back to the kitchen
3. Finding pubes in your salsa and chips
When Jess complained about the her burrito, her waitress returned with the dirty fernandez special in it's place.
by Jer Bear January 17, 2008
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dirty-penguin

When one is in serious need of a crap, and you have to walk the dirty penguin to the toilet.
JOHN: Oh sh**, i need to go to the crapper!
ALLEN: Your walking the dirty-penguin!
by skidded August 3, 2010
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Dirty Farhaan

When you stick a breadstick in your grandmothers ass and then eat the pieces like chocolate sticks
“Has your nan ever tried the dirty Farhaan?”
by Nanny Sahid September 5, 2021
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Dirty Phil

When a dad tickles his sons pickle out of enjoyment
by Kimo420Blazin January 15, 2021
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Dirty amanpreet

When someone cums on a girls nipples In a threesome then puts his dick inbetween her tits and The other guy licks it of
I had a threesome the other day and we did a dirty amanpreet
by Nannywhorexox April 22, 2020
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