Funny Man

Someone who makes yet another definition to make fun of a presidential candidate or their supporters.

Wow! AssEater24 sure is a Funny Man!

by The Least Preferable Male Body January 12, 2021

Jaden The Hot Man

He has a big penis to pound ur mums ass or fanny

I am getting shagged by jaden the hot man

by Jadenisswaggyyy March 5, 2022

Mans

Used when referring to a loyal friend

who's mans is this
My mans, can you get that for me
My mans...shut up.

by ChampDee November 1, 2017

Short Man Syndrome

Men that need to make up for their vertically challenged bodies by being overly aggressive.

Haydn has short man syndrome.

by libheway March 26, 2022

Dead man walking.

When a man is balltagged, but the pain is delayed, allowing him to enact his revenge before he keels over from pain shock.

Ex. Dead man walking.

Kyle balltagged me, but I was a dead man walking. So I got to blunt force castrate his ass before we both dropped.

by Microweinerman September 10, 2023

Old man baby

Your father

I can’t get him to do anything he doesn’t want to. He’s an old man baby.

by Danimal_inthesheets March 22, 2019

Real manning

When someone -usually a Stacy or a dude bro- wants a man to do something for their own selfish needs by abusing his needs to be respected and his will to be a good lover for a woman.

Stacy : A real man would give me his money and not expect me to share mine nor provide him emotional support.

Shane : A real man would stop playing videogames and dedicate his life to a Stacy.

Ken : I'm tired of you all real manning me. I don't need shallow validations, I am enough. I am kenough !

by Rey Marsh August 1, 2023