laughing our asses off

So amused by something relatively funny or humorous. Generally something sarcastic or potentially offensive.

When Barack Obama was elected president of the free world, us Russians were laughing our asses off at the prospect of America becoming a communist state.

by meggiem December 9, 2008

Trash ass piece of whore

Someone who is so trashy that they are similar to a whore.

Giacomo: I turned off your computer, haha bitch.
Alex: You trash ass piece of whore!!

by MrPanos October 13, 2016

National grab ass day

Me: yr bout to get freaking clapped

Friend: why
Me cause is grab ass day, gimme them cheeks

April 15 is national grab ass day

Again

by National ass grabbing day April 12, 2019

National slap ass day

November 7th is national slap ass day

Only girls who’s name starts w N are allowed to be slapped

Look there’s natalie slap her ass on national slap ass day

by Notmichaeldontevenworry November 5, 2020

Ima eat yo ass

A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.

(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"

by Big poppa 62353456 November 3, 2017

ass reaming pig fucker

A male individual who committs the terrible act of throwin leg with a pig. The individual usually gets into it and leaves the innocent swine injured for life.

No drinking for you tonight. Last week you took down a fifth and turned into an ass reaming pig fucker.

by Boarman August 14, 2009

donkey kong dat ass

when you shove a banana in your sex partners ass and beat on said ass until the banana shoots out

last night sara and i decided to donkey kong dat ass. i have never seen a banana go so far

by xanderkrewz June 28, 2009