by anonymous4206921694202169 May 7, 2018

The straight man energy is speaking VOLUMES about you right now.
Get your straight man energy away from me!
Get your straight man energy away from me!
by LingDanc803 October 3, 2023

The crippling inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (dwarfed males shorter than 5ft10, who suffer from the devastating disability of manletism). Thusly doubly disabled, the little man syndrome-infected mental and physical midget manlet can often be found tearfully chasing after chihuahuas because the much larger heroic hounds stole his high heels, throwing a hissy fit in front of primary schools because all the other children inside are much taller than him and using a step-ladder in order to precariously balance atop of garden gnomes in an amusingly feebly attempt at feeling like a big boy for once in his laughably lowly, little life. If you are a witness to a case of little man syndrome, immediately contact the Manlet Detection Agency and, after telling the petite and effeminate, little manlet boy that short people got no reason, direct the obstinately offending humbled hobbit to the nearest manlet pit where he is to surrender his high heels, height boosting insoles and butt plug and sobbingly await his impending arrest.
Luna: Lol, do you remember when Tiny Tom "Short Fuse" Cruise girlishly jumped on Oprah's couch in 2005, like the diminutive child that he is, because he overdosed on Scientology before coming (out) on stage? Emily: Of course! How could I possibly forget such a classic case of little man syndrome? Maximum manletism - complete and utter overcompensation.
by ManletDepreciator September 26, 2024

when video games devolopers release a video game that is broken, full of bugs, lacking in features or a combination of the above, then promise to fix it later through Updates
by ash_1998 July 8, 2025

Friend 1: Dude I just man banged that guy so hard
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
Friend 2: I wanna learn how to man bang just like you!
by baconbathtub March 3, 2021

A pop up festival where financially rich people and those who want to appear rich go and predominantly do sexual activity.
by thelosttwo01 August 23, 2023
