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The Man-date law

When you and your buddy both want to go do something together without your wives, and you want zero repercussions/complaints or aggression from both of your wives before you leave and when you return, you must invoke the man-date law.
Husband: Honey me and Jeff want to go fishing for the day.

Wife: I think you have other important things to do.
Husband: I invoke the man-date law.
Wife: well can’t argue that. Have a wonderful time honey.
by Thunder buddy January 4, 2023
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Scratchy-man

very scratchy. and ratchet. stares at you intensely. needs someone to hold his hand. has a big butt. and a crooked smile. nevertheless we love them. More often than not an artist.
That artist is looking kind of scruffy.
Must be a Scratchy-man.
by tealover13 April 11, 2023
mugGet the Scratchy-manmug.

N Word Man

My white friend once said this three times and he was jumped by the n word man
Guy 1: I tried to summon the N word man last night
N Word Man: Run your pockets
mugGet the N Word Manmug.

florida man

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.
Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.
by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023
mugGet the florida manmug.

a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits
" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"
by KickAssKoalla February 8, 2017
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black man of steal

The album black man of steal is released by Rucka Rucka Ali in 2015. The name originated from iron man's title"man if steel." It is a very good hip hop album
Non-supporter: Black Man Of Steal is racist af
Nuckas: Fuck you, you're wrong and I got ur ip
by anonymous July 3, 2024
mugGet the black man of stealmug.

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.
Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!
by GotBUSH November 21, 2016
mugGet the mommy milk manmug.

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