man hungry whore

A female who will do absolutely anything to get a man.

Shes such a man hungry whore, she sent nudes to a guy she only knew for an hour .

by #1_trap_bitch December 16, 2016

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gap man

A man that will never be your husband, but you use as a fuckboy between bfs.

"Hey Jenni, is that your new bf?"
"Yea!"
"Is he the one? Husband material?"
"Naw, he's just good in bed and I got bored."
"Ahh, your gap man"

by Jamesknapper October 24, 2018

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retard man alive

Its like a way to say your the "most retarded man alive" but in a shorter way as in "retard man alive"

Bro I was talking to Sarah the other way and the way she was looking at me she probably thought I was retard man alive.

by ciralmanalive April 9, 2024

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lonely mans wrist

Lonely mans wrist is the equivalent of Carpal Tunnel but for when a man masturbates too much. Often achieved after excessive clicking on porn sites or from the dirty act itself.

Guy 1: Hey man why are you wearing a wrist brace?

Guy 2: I got a mad case of Lonely mans wrist.

Guy 1: you better Ice that man.

by Punky Jewster April 11, 2014

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A gender specific medical condition impairing the vision only of the male population, making locating everyday objects next to impossible. Or more simply, it makes the male blind to the bleed'n obvious.

"Man-eyes" is believed to be a genetic variation of "Astigmatism (uh-STIG-muh-tiz-um) which is an imperfection in the curvature of the eye that causes blurred distance and near vision."

"Man-Eyes" is related to other Male-Only afflictions such as "Man-Flu" and "Man-Poo".

Husband: "Honey, I can't find the milk. Do we have any left"

Wife: "It's in the fridge, do you have Man-Eyes?"

Husband: "Are you sure? I can't see it"

Wife: "There! Right in front of your eyes"

by U_Guru April 18, 2025

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