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Old Man Saggy Ass

A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.
"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."
by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004
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ass crack o' dawn

The very early portion of the day - around or before dawn. Derived from the term "crack of dawn."
"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."

Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
by Ghetto Scribe June 28, 2006
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3 day old ass

what one smells like after not bathing for months, or farting and shitting
she stank of 3 day old ass

i went to lick her pussy, but it smelled of 3 day old ass
by Dan North Cape May March 22, 2007
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a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.
my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.
by hoey456 April 3, 2007
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shit fuck ass bitch

The one key phrase to attract beautiful babes... in 2nd grade
“Shit fuck ass bitch.”

*all girls in the school are immediately attracted to this mad lad*
by I put the fun in funeral January 3, 2021
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dirty ass white boy

A true biker, a tattoo'd dirt bag. Who is a member of a non 1% bike club called SKRUPELLOS.
Did u see that skrupellos dude fly by on his chopper with my loe lady on the back?? He is a dirty ass white boy!
by chopper freak February 24, 2010
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White Ass Butter Shit

What your best friend will call a little purple 10 hour energy shot known as dyna-pep. They call it that because of its vile taste, first being described as tasting like White Ass mixed with Butter and Shat, hence the name. People who drink this will not have even heard of it before taking it. the only reason they decide to drink it is because the big lady behind the counter at 7/11 suggested it to them, claiming it gets her through 2 jobs which no-one really gives two flying shits about. (Does not work, *crash* after 10 minutes) Also known as WABS for short. DO NOT DRINK THIS DISGUSTING FUCKING SHOT!
Dude 1: (11:00 PM) Dude that was an awesome movie! Let's stop into 7/11 for some 5 hour energy!

Dudes 2-3: Okay

Dude 1: Here we go, 5 hour energy. (Hands dudes 2-3 5 H.E.)

Big lady behind counter: Have you tried dyna-pep?

All 3 dudes: ..noo....?

Big lady behind counter: You should try it, it works really good and gets me through 2 jobs.

All 3 Dudes: ..okay..

(They all go home and start drinking it)

Dude 3: What the fuck? This shit is disgusting!

Dude 2: I know, it taste like ass, white ass mixed with shit and butter. Fuckin White Ass Butter Shit. Thats what we'll call it, fuck dyna-pep!

Dude 1 hahahaha. at least it'll keep us up for 10 hours instead of 5, all nighter city!

(10 minutes later)

zzzzzZZZZZZzzzzz..... zzzzZZZZZzzzz...
by Don't ever drink WABS! October 12, 2011
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