throwing a rucksack up northumberland street

to shag a bird with a very slack vertical bacon sandwich

'no the sex was crap, it was like throwing a rucksack up northumberland street!'

by rhys April 18, 2004

splinters up your arse

to have splinters up your arse, usually as a result of fence-sitting.
Often used in relation to someone who is bisexual.

Jim: Rory's been spreading rumours bout you
Ben: You serious?
Jim: Yeah mate, he's been saying you got splinters up your arse.
Ben: Me? I'd rather be emo, wait, they're the same thing!

by Lukus McTaggert April 11, 2008

Clean up on aisle 7

When someone is being so awful, annoying, terrible or audacious that you have no choice but to remove them from your area.

Isther: "You have wrong opinions"
Daria:"Clean up on aisle 7 ! Clean up on aisle 7 ! There appears to be a hater"

by Doubri November 25, 2021

sped up edit audios

Songs but sped up most of them with timestamps and literally a cure to depression

yo did you listen to sped up edit audios?

Yeah they are so cool and chill!

by Lei_someone March 27, 2023

mop up the down town

it is when a boy/man goes down on the girl/woman and eats out her woman parts

eg. im going to mop up the down town tonight

by suckmyassbitches October 23, 2014

Beat Up A Chespin Day

July 28th is beat up a Chespin from the Pokemon series. You beat up a Chespin because there dick heads.

I beat up a Chespin because it was Beat Up A Chespin Day.

by Chespin Hater July 28, 2020

4 fingers up ⚽️

4 fingers up means, you think i’m the best soccer player ever

“**** put “4 fingers up ⚽️” at ****, it must mean they think **** is the best soccer player ever

by ava rodriguez April 19, 2022