your mom

your mom

You: hi mom

Your mom: your mom

by Frizzy84 February 9, 2022

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

jump through your ass

Military slang meaning to get moving ASAP, and/or do the impossible.

"You better jump through your ass and get that shit squared away!"
"The CO wants us to jump through our asses and get this M777 repaired before daybreak!"

by Fuzzbean January 26, 2024

National give your girl a hoodie day

September 15 is national give your girl a hoodie day so she can be warm and comfy all day

Bf:why do you need my hoodie?
Gf: it’s national give your girl a hoodie day

by Chelsea lynnnnnn September 14, 2020

National Creampie your homie day

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.

“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day”

“Alright, take off my pants”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

Whack your Weed

(1) An outlandish insult to piss off someone that simply has no meaning behind it.

(2) A sexual innuendo reffering to slapping someone's bush and/or penis

I'm going to whack your weed!

by BerriVoid February 11, 2023

Send your bf some pussy

Send him some pics.

On this day you have to send your bf some pussy.

by Hyper1853 May 11, 2022