telling everybody your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma July 25, 2013

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Triple Trencher

Popping 3 Nicotine pouches at the same time in the bottom or top lips

"Damn bro he's rocking a triple trencher right now"

by bickCAC October 31, 2020

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Triple Sunday

A sexual act that includes anal sex where the penis causes the receiving anus to bleed. The penis then become saturated with blood and feces. The receiver then preforms oral sex on the saturated penis until it ejaculates. Therefore, a triple Sunday consists of three ingested ingredients : Blood, Feces, and Semen.
This act is more common among homosexual males than it is between during heterosexual intercourse.

"Hey boy, let me give you a triple Sunday."

by John Kranz November 14, 2007

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