peeping tom

term used to describe a log of poop, when it sinks into the hole but still "peeks" up out of the surface of the water a little

"Dude I just totally left a Peeping Tom in your toilet!"

by cky8421 May 17, 2006

tom brady

The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.

Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.

Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..

Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?

Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?

Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...

by teamcookie September 20, 2009

Tom Green

A fag that lives only for his nightly internet show. The only good part of his show is when Neil Hamburger shows up and shits on everybody.

"4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"

"Welcome to the Tom Green show, tonights guest is Neil Hamburger!"

"lol u guyz r a buncha barrel rawlers lol"

"Drew, I want you back Drew...WHY?!"

by William Woody October 30, 2007

Pooping Tom

One who peeps while pooping.

I pulled a pooping tom last week when I was pooping outside and I was totally able to see my hot neighbor undress through her window. It was glorious.

by iTchRRA August 7, 2010

Tom Miller

That time of the month for ladies....

Tom Miller is staying at mine at the moment - he is so irritating. And he came uninvited.

by Twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009

Tom Foolery

noun; it's when you do something stupid, it's normally violent and it and is not necessarily funny, dumb nicknames often ensue.

Tom Foolery is like punching a metal trash can while walking down the street. It should make an excessively loud noise.

by Tom "Bjorn the Village Slayer " Ramsey May 21, 2008

Tom Scott

N. A guy who is conventionally physically attractive but with the personality of your average basement nerd.
V. Being completely oblivious to romantic advances.

Noun:
Person 1: OMG that guy is such a Tom Scott, right?
Person 2: Yeah, good looking until he opened his mouth...

Verb:
Person 1: Dude, you just Tom Scotted, she was hella into you!

by HydraulicWalrus December 12, 2019