The Mind Reader was engaged to Quincy Jones’ daughter Rashida Jones and began his career working for John Kerry in 2004.
by Coop Dupe January 1, 2020
Get the Mind Readermug. Refers to a "it would be humorous if it weren't serious" social truth: if someone habitually sticks his nose in where it doesn't belong, his OWN life is usually gonna be in total shambles --- in other words, he's so busy minding OTHER people's business that he doesn't have any time or energy left to mind his OWN business properly!
A good way to determine if a self-proclaimed "vigilante of morality/diligence" is truly “caring ‘n’ helpful” is to view da overall status of da loudmouth's OWN life --- if he’s merely a grumpy loner whom da locals mostly avoid, then he's probably just a classic example of da inverse-proportion of business-minding; he merely wants to "feel important for five minutes". Reminds me of dat arrogantly-righteous and absurdly-overzealous young lawyer I once saw on TV, and who was actually bringing criminal charges against teenagers who were merely having intimate relationships. Many of da teens --- and even some of da parents, much as they themselves disapproved of pre-marital sex --- felt dat da sniffy-Puritan attorney was grossly overstepping his bounds. Yet when da interviewer asked him da most obvious question imaginable --- whether HE HIMSELF had ever sought sex from a girl during his OWN teenage years --- he suddenly got snootily offensive, and huffily monotoned back with, "Sir --- I will be compelled to terminate da interview if this line of questioning is pursued." HA --- looks like da only real reason for his being such a litigious a**h**e was dat either HE HIMSELF was privately embroiled in some paternity suit and/or sexual-misconduct allegations and so he wished to appear fiercely-moralistic to seem innocent of any wrongdoing, or else he was merely JEALOUS of da hot young studs in da neighborhood who were "getting lucky" with all of those "cute 'n' juicies" sweet-sixteens!
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
Get the inverse-proportion of business-mindingmug. Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')
Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
Get the Nopen Mindedmug. The kind of guy who thinks there is more drama in somebody else's family, or that growing up in another city really lowers your life expectancy more than not thinking does.
The empty minded guy was from California, a land of palm trees and sunny beaches, so he thought nobody else around him in his town was thinking either, that it was something only people way off in the east did, since California was already perfect.
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2019
Get the Empty mindedmug. When a man puts his hand in a girls mouth, and shakes it and runs the track at the same time, while having his skinny wang out. On the track he runs like the j, half way around, and the (Mind) represents the girl saying do you mind!
by AJ Ballock September 26, 2007
Get the J. Mindmug. When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.
Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."
by WrangledTangler May 22, 2023
Get the young minded bigotrymug. Mind Games
noun
The art of mental manipulation, often used in relationships where one person (typically a female) employs subtle tactics of deception, confusion, or mixed signals to influence another person (usually a male) into acting, thinking, or feeling in a way that aligns with their desires, beliefs, or expectations.
noun
The art of mental manipulation, often used in relationships where one person (typically a female) employs subtle tactics of deception, confusion, or mixed signals to influence another person (usually a male) into acting, thinking, or feeling in a way that aligns with their desires, beliefs, or expectations.
Bro, I thought she was into me, but now she’s acting all distant. I swear she’s just playing mind games.
(A psychological chess match where the rules are unclear, but the goal is always control.)
(A psychological chess match where the rules are unclear, but the goal is always control.)
by Eidrx February 9, 2025
Get the Mind gamesmug.