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Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.
"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."
by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018
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google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator
john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you
by Josepff May 26, 2011
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Google

The best and most amazing company in the world!
If you don't have a Google account, you basically don't exist.
by DestroyerXyz December 14, 2020
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Google Gut

When you get a pain in your stomach from the fear of your Google auto complete revealing something terrible that you have Googled before while someone watches you type.
My step mom asked me to look up a Thai restaurant near us, as soon as i typed in Thai i got a really bad case of Google Gut, because i didnt know what the auto search was going to bring up.
by bigspence April 6, 2019
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google head

Anyone who swears by and ONLY uses google as the ONLY search engine/web browser in the universe!
I know plenty of people who’ve NEVER heard of safari, internet explorer, Yahoo, Bing, Edge, firefox! My sister is a big Google head!
by Redsonjaoriginal June 29, 2023
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Google

the answer to all your questions
Google is the best!
bro can u google that, please?
by The defenitor January 26, 2021
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering esoteric knowledge via google. The type of person (picture: her chipped nail polish, incense and Jimi Hendrix tee) focuses on the optics of witch craft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
“Yo did you see that google witch pull out those tarot cards for the gram?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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